ah fuck just drank a clump of protein it’s in my mouth right now wtf do i do. ugh my face is all scrunched up my first thought was to post on tumblr god why is my life so shitty

a rapstar, faps hard. writes retarded bars, special ed car park head.

i’m also listening to a song about niggers right now goddaamb i wish i was funny

i could literally pass a piss test right now that’s so weird